Malaysia : National Prespective!
I got thie email and it was from my dad, a list of excuses, reasons or call it what ever you want. A list of “National” everything. From Excuses, food, appliances and the list goes on! Have a read, sure to put a smile in your face!
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD :
NATIONAL BREAKFAST :
NATIONAL LUNCH :
NATIONAL SUPPER :
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION :
NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they start swearing at everything.. .
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :
Cap Kaki Tiga.
NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.
NATIONAL RICE COOKER :
NATIONAL Rice Cooker
NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere, as long as it is not your house.
NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
NATIONAL ANSWER FOR ‘WHERE ARE YOU?’
on the way.
NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE
NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE
NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE
Still cheaper than other country
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM:
There was accident on the other side of the road
NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION :
‘I got some work to do..u all go first’
NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY PARLIAMENT ROOFS:
An act of God.
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS:
None. We were misquoted.
NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES:
Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE:
everybody jumping what!
NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:
government will give discount one of these days
NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE: